STRAIGHT FORWARD COMIC: BREAKING NEWS>>>>>>>>>

Things That I Have Learnt

~ That I am actually pretty awesome really
~ that I am actually pretty boring really
~ Thalia. in Greek mythology, the Muse of comedy, one of the nine Muses believed to inspire and nurture the arts
~ OVERNEATH. The opposite of underneath and a very fine word that I made up all by myself..Thank you, thank you.
~That nothing bad is described as FLUFFY.
~That life and friends and family are all beautiful, precious things.
~A wombats burrow is passed down from one generation to the next.
~“Til we have spoken the unspoken we have not come to the heart of the story”. ( Damn you Weasel )
~BEN SAYS- Don't use mouth wash whilst showering (ouchy!)
~Whoever invented the dooner/duvet was a genius