Thursday, 11 June 2009

Steer Clear of Water Fowl


Beware...they are on their way to a pond near you!

I have a friend who, when hearing about swine flu from a taxi driver with a thick accent, believed that it was called Swan Flu he even went so far as to talk to the driver of how people must be very worried in Western Australia and that Centennial Park must be in lock down (due to the large number of swans) In the end the driver could take no more and explained in a very slow voice that he believed that my friend was not understanding him, he then said ‘SWAN, SWAN, SWAN you know PIG!’ My friend ( who is quite smart but was suffering from jet lag) reached his destination. As the taxi departed he stood on the side of the road for a minute...it was then he realised what had just happened...and I have been telling his story and rubbing it in and laughing ever since...SWAN FLU ha ha ha ha ha what an idiot

xox eve xox


Copyright © E Jennings 2009.

5 comments:

Amanda said...

Ha ha ha ha. Gold.

marky mark said...

Of course its called Swan flu I heard it from a quack Bwa ha haa haah thatsa bloody funny mate :)

Secret Squirrel said...

oh mark....what can I say.


and Amanda...YAY.How are you?
xox eve xox

ChrisB said...

Hahaha very funny :)

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